First of all, I have never posted a "Not Me Monday." But... this time I really can. I, did not put my son's cell phone in the toaster oven to dry because he was pushed into the pool with his cell phone in his pocket. I, did not think it would dry faster and not melt. And, I did not melt it beyond recognition. I, did not call my neighbor, named Flo, Betty from across the street in my loudest voice. And, I, did not eat 16 Snickers bite-sized candies just because they were there. This has been a hard week for me :( Not really.....:) just being a dumbo!